Dec 18 2008
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“ Guess what! Barbara’s going to have to stop her COKE addiction! She just loves Coke so much!
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My mom
A point of order: I do not love Coke (as in Coca-Cola). I despise it like Tom Cruise despises the ever-glib Matt Lauer. My mom is a jokester. I don’t know where she gets it from.
