A Cheesecake Burns in Brooklyn
A lot of people this week are talking about the birth of Jesus. I’d like to share with you the birth of this magically delicious snowman. From the words of his creator, Madam Yeka:
tehehehe
oh man
you shoulda seen me
while i was decorating him i had a cheesecake baking
of course i got caught up in it
and forgot about the cheesecake
then i smelled somethign starting to cook
was like shit
threw open the oven door
and battled cheese cake
the oven made the frosting start to melt and drip
so i got freaked out about the snow man
started working on him
forgot the cheese cake and the open oven door
im starting to like sweat profusely
am turning bright red
dont understand what is going on
then i smell something beginging to burn
i turn around and see the oven door open and the cheesecake
i start cursing and screaming profusely
my father comes into the kitchen
i quietly exit the kitchen
what an adventure!
but i threw the snow man onto the fire escape
where he quickly cooled off
and i managed to mostly save him
