Jan 02 2009
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Paris Hilton’s Publicist: The Only Recession-Proof Job in America
Which one of these men does not belong?
When you contract herpes just by talking to the caller on your media organization’s tip line, that should be the first hint you are speaking with none other than the mouthpiece of Paris Hilton.
You’ve got to hand it to her publicist though. Getting two magazines in as many weeks to legitimize the notion of her as anything but an STD dumpster is quite an accomplishment.
Maybe they should set their sights lower, though, if they want people to believe their tales. I’d love to know how a person goes from a black leprechaun like Benji Madden to the likes of Gerard Butler and George Clooney.
On a happier note, I could watch this Gerard Butler interview with fellow Scotsman Craig Ferguson all damn day.
