Apr 23 2009
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Andrea Wachner is my hero. Really. She went to an uber-rich public high school (like me!) where the parking lot was lined with luxury cars and the kids were awful. Her high school experience seems to have been exactly identical to mine. So when she got an invitation to her 10-year reunion, she wasn’t about to attend. Instead of going, however, she sent a stripper in her place. This has prompted a new tag: best idea ever.
(via Neatorama)
I’ve been thinking about two things a lot lately: strippers and high school reunions. Did you know strippers in Vegas take in about $300k a year? Did you see the highlights from the 2009 pole-dancing competion? I did. I also ran across this amazing story about a aspiring comedienne who sent a stripper to her high school reunion to pose as her. What a beautiful thing. Truly.